Surivor: Leeward Islands Cast

Episode 1: “It’s not like he’s some kind of evil mastermind or anything.”

Episode 2: “They’re just so mean to me.”

Episode 3: “Pretty sure I’m gonna kill him.”

Episode 4: “I’d kiss you but that’d be too weird.”

Episode 5: “Wow, this really blows chunks.”

Episode 6: “Either I kill myself or I kiss ass.  Tough call really.”

Episode 7: “Listen, I love you, you’re wonderful, but shut up.”

Episode 8: “Since when have we used logic in this game?”

Episode 9: “I see your lips moving but all I hear is bullshit.”

Episode 10: “We have a hot threesome going, let’s not ruin it.”

Episode 11: “The inmates are running the asylum.”

Episode 12: “Pass the machete and I’ll stab him.  No one will ever know.”

Episode 13: “You spell subtle with a loud B don’t you?”